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In the sixth grade, one of my friends made mayo cake. That shit was nasty as hell. Dry as fuck and tasted like hot mayonnaise and milk. Ewwww.chocolate mayonnaise cake
this cake has mayonnaise in it??!
nah bro Im gucci
dfklghjadfkjvhasjl sklfbjl NO
Where ya’ll find this shit
crying rn
;__;
I’m gonna pass and I will not look back or think twice about this decision
I put sour cream in my banana bread to keep it moist. I assume the mayonnaise is doing the same thing for this cake. Mayonnaise is essentially eggs anyway.
Herbert James Draper (1863-1920) - A young girl by a pool
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I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets
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i used to be scared of graduating, growing up, now i’m like this.
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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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I think these are beautiful.What if men were photographed the way women typically were? I love this!
i think they look fabulous
why aren’t men photographed the way women are
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What You Hopefully Did Months Ago:
Seriously, guys. Run, don’t walk, to this amazing series of charts.
This is great.
this makes me feel a bit better
Great info and chart porn. Bookmark it and reread it before your next interview.
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the worst thing is when you’re arguing with someone and they accuse you of wanting to have the last word because
- if you don’t say anything they get the last smug word
- if you do say something that proves them right and they win
ugh
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
Kills me every fucking time omg
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Recipes for smoothies that actually aid in weight loss
There are 23 total in the link below, so if the ones I’ve posted here don’t interest you, check out the others to find something you might like~
PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA
- Half of one banana
- 1/2 cup smooth or crunchy low-fat peanut butter
- 1/2 cup of non-fat milk
- 6 ice cubes
- 1 tablespoon of chocolatewhey protein powder
- Place all of the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.
WATERMELON
- 6 cups of seedless watermelon, chopped
- 1 cup of lemon sherbet, non-fat milk, or low-fat vanilla yogurt
- 12 ice cubes
- Put half the watermelon in the blender and blend until smooth, then add half of the ice and sherbet; blend until smooth. Repeat the process with the rest of the ingredients.
KIWI AND HONEYDEW
- 2 cups of honeydew, cubed
- 1 Granny Smith apple, chopped
- 1 kiwi fruit, peeled and chopped
- 2 tablespoons of sugar
- 1 tablespoon of lemon juice
- 1 cup of ice cubes
- Place the honeydew, kiwi, apple, sugar, and lemon juice into the blender and blend until it’s smooth, then add the ice cubes and blend until the mixture is slushy.
MANGO SURPRISE
- 1/4 cup of cubed mangoes
- 1/4 cup of ripe avocado, mashed
- 1/2 cup of mango juice
- 1/4 cup of fat-free vanilla yogurt
- 1 tablespoon of juice
- 1 tablespoon of sugar
- 6 ice cubes
- Add all the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth.
APPLE
- 1/2 cup of skim milk or soy milk
- 6 ounces of vanilla yogurt
- 1 teaspoon of apple pie spice
- 1 medium-sized, chopped apple
- 2 tablespoons of cashew butter
- 6 ice cubes
- Place all the ingredients in the blender and then blend until smooth; best eaten with a spoon!
These all look so yummy! I think I’ll try the apple one first… or maybe the kiwi? but the mango peach looks so delicious!! oh no, can’t decide!
OMFG. Looks so good.
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